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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 5

 

Lost In Space by Garry L. Hicken

I fell off the earth when I was young,
I was walking and managed to slip.
I keep trying and trying to clamber back on,
But my fingers just won't seem to grip.

Look over there at the sun's brilliant glare
Close my eyes or I'll surely go blind.
This is a disaster, the earth's spinning faster
And I'm falling further behind.

I'd hold out some hope for a friend with a rope
'Cause I didn't bring a cellular phone.
Although there's a view I'd prefer a rescue
Because I'm feeling completely alone.

If help don't come soon, I'll be on the moon.
I've heard that it's really quite cold.
I'll just sit up there in a reclining chair
And count stars while I wait to grow old.



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Flirtation by Nefertiti Goforth

Flirttation can be an awsome thing,
like buying designer rings.
Girls think it's always funny,
and they call him their 'honey.'
When it comes to it,
boys don't juust want a bit.
Guys are always thinking nasty,
they like to say, 'She walked past me.'
We always they make us hate,
but it's only to find a mate.
As we get older, everyone has a dedication,
to this thing I call
FLIRTATION!



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The Horsemen are Headless this Evening by Kenn Nesbitt

The horsemen are headless this evening.
The werewolves are howling and hairy.
The mummies are rising from out of their crypts.
The vampires are equally scary.

The trolls are pugnacious and plodding.
The goblins are grinning and green.
The ogres are rabid and running amok.
The ghosts can just barely be seen.

The banshees are wailing and moaning.
The zombies are dragging their feet,
and gremlins engaging in mischievous fun
are dancing around in the street.

With such evil creatures abounding,
I don't know what I'm gonna do,
'cause Mom made my Halloween costume this year
and dressed me as Winnie-the-Pooh.




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Funny Girl by Eli MorenoDrew

Oh, complex funny girl!
So intimately shy you’ve grown to me.
When you dance the dance of a thousand questions
Around me, all I can do is smile.
And you prance around with a head full of worries.
Worries are for the dull, funny girl!
Keep them low and hidden from view.
Then we’ll share the joy life has to bring.



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