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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 8


Sailing Out To Space by Gareth Lancaster

I dream of sailing out to space,
Upon a yacht of stars.
With port holes all along the sides,
I'd gaze amazed at Mars.

With mast made strong with spider webs,
And sail of fluffy cloud,
I'd watch the Earth go sweeping past,
As out to space I ploughed.

With stars in front and stars behind,
And planets far and near,
I'd sail my yacht around the rings,
Of Saturn with a cheer.

And onwards passing Jupiter,
To watch the big, red storm.
Then far around its outer moons,
And through an asteroid swarm.

I dream of sailing out to space,
To catch a star or two.
Exploring through the universe,
And just take in the view.

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One hundred Meters by Jaime Guerra

It seems rotten
the way you grab a notebook
write into it, then get another
somehow you never finish

what's funny is your determination
a marathon runner giving it all on the first hundred meters
as if time would drag itself back to the previous race
15 minutes ago
you'd come in first, yes...

but lets face it
no one is judging
there's not a single eye on the hundred meter mark
you have to face it, kid
nobody gets a prize
and nobody ever gets to win.

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WHY by Ty Bohls


Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye
Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry
Its funny how forever never seems to really last
Its funny how much you'd lose, if you forgot your past
Its funny how friends, can just leave you when you're down
Its funny how when you need someone they’re never around
Its funny how people can change and think they’re so much better
Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter
Its funny how people can forgive even though they can’t forget
Its funny how one night can contain so much regret
Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is that none of this seems funny to me

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Ricardo by Francis Duggan

Ricardo is a poet from Argentina
And at South American dancing few with him compare
And he has become known around South Gippsland
And sad to say men like him now are rare.

Ricardo is a very funny fellow
And I mean funny in a humorous way
At parties and get togethers he's good value
And one has to laugh at some of the things he say.

He lives in Dalyston off of the Bass Coast Highway
And he has brought some culture to the place
He is an easy to like sort of fellow
And he always has a big smile on his face

Ricardo is a poet and a dancer
And to the culture he came from he's true
And he's the life and soul of every party
And he is very good at what he do.




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