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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 20

 

CROW & BUNNY by Ray Lucero

Black bird came upon a bunny
Began to peck her on the head
Forest creatures thought it funny
Til she thumped black bird dead


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Any of the above by Garry Stanton

funny how we are each
ghosts of the future,
our histories
before us.

Curious, no? , how we are
all
the spawn of
lust,
one way
or another.

Strange how some people
have all they do not
need,
while others have all
of nowt much.

Sad how none of
any
of the
above
means something,
in the final,
futile
Reckoning.

It is funny, eh?


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Roaming, Fearing by James Mulligan

a strange fear

To roam the streets beyond
Midnight, with recklessness
To press the pedal further down
Than could ever be excused
To know not to be entirely drunk
Then order just one more
To leap in front of the train
Looking into the drivers eyes
And to dance where the ice
Is delicate, and be calm
Is to know sunset is coming
To believe today is the reason
Why

The clouds are blackening as I speak
I cannot see them, but I sense the
Darkness; bring me solace woman
You don't know how but you try
Ugly is every scene I've painted
So as not to destroy today
On I drive consumed, guilt
And despair suffocating me
When I was a child I was afraid
Of everything. Now even moreso.
I am afraid.

Love will come to you soon
Who could not love you
Who wouldn't
Well because you are so
And funny, sometimes
So very caring, ah,
Who could not love you
Love - not my type but
I am funny like that
Love will come soon
I am afraid

The clouds are so very dark today
Thunder does not come today
Today I am thunder
Today I know myself more clearly
Than ever before and
I am about to disappear


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I'm Not Afraid of the Dark by Kenn Nesbitt

Oh, I'm not afraid of the darkness.
I don't mind an absence of light.
I can't say I'm scared of the sunset
or things that go 'bump' in the night.

I've never been frightened of monsters
or tentacles under my bed.
Not skeletons, witches or goblins
or creatures come back from the dead.

I'm not at all worried of werewolves,
or even a vampire's bite.
I'm simply not scared of the darkness,
except when you turn off the light.





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