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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 10


Funny by Alicia Gomez

Isn't it funny how one grain of salt can become millions?
And how a small dropp of water can later become billions?

Isnt it funny how a couple of tears
can turn into a dread that can last
years and years

And how a heart can break not only in half
but in so many pieces shattered completely
to the point you know it will never be whole again

And it ISNT funny how I love you so much
and how you knew but you were too
distracted by her touch

Oh how I cried and cried about you all the time
and all that pain I felt for you now looking back
seems like a crime

What I hated most was how 'clueless' you were
it pissed me off
because you knew how I felt you just thought
maybe if I act lost she wont think I know

Well, I did and if you still 'dont know'
by now let me clue you in

All that pain and anger I felt?
that was for you

And the ocean that I cried in the beginning
of this poem
well, that was for you too

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A hammer to my head by Lily Espinosa

Isnít it funny?
So very funny.
After months of hurt and bitter retention,
I finally began to feel the way I used to.
Wanting more and more each day to forgive and forget,
Wanting you.
I thought the time was soon,
The day it was going happen drawing near,
The factuality that it would again exist becoming clear.
Us, me and you, back together again,
Just like it should be.
All to be severed in a mere few hours,
Sending me hurtling back to square one.
I go back to beating myself up,
Like the day this had begun.

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It was so simple by Kay Barcelon

Simple dream simple life
Simple happiness simple stride
Looking back at life brings a smile
Not an alteration to compromise
In my simple life came a simple smile
My simple dream is now in front of me
A simple drop-dead-gorgeous smile
Funny how one dear could change
A simple life in a single dream
All of the sudden it felt strange
Now I want something far-reaching
Oh my, this is too much for my simple me

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Complex by Nisha Janine

Love what you canít see
See what is hard to love
Laugh at what is not funny
Think funny that what you do not laugh




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