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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 23

 

DISTURBING DREAMS by Aldo Kraas

All
The
Disturbing
Dreams
Kept me up last night
And it wasn't funny at all
Because I tried so hard to sleep
And I couldn't


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I'm Sorry God If I Offended by JoJo Bean

I'm sorry God
If I offended
Making light
of what you intended
Every creature
that you made
with loving care
I betrayed
I wasn't thinking
I must confess
I'll try next time
and not regress
I must admit though
You gave us minds,
emotions to laugh,
and eyes not blind
Everything that you do
I look at with awe
Such wonders you created
My remarks I must withdraw
You created me, though,
in the image of You
So I just presumed
You had a funny bone too
Please wash me clean
of the sin I'm in
(but leave the funny bone
so I can still grin: O})

this poem is understood better
if you read: God is a Prankster
first



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Kiss by Earl Graham

I am sending you a kiss
That will land on your knee,
Climb up your leg,
Scramble over you back,
And hide in your hair.
Then, when you are about to fall asleep,
It will bite you gently on your neck
And whisper in your ear,
'I love you.'


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My Friends by Lydia Clarke

My friends laugh at, ĎHow gay he is nowí.
How is that funny?
Would you find it so funny if it was your ex boyfriend shagging men?
Thought not.
Ohmigod!
Whatís he doing?
Whatís he wearing?
Heís GAY.
G-A-Y.
He shags men.
Itís not funny,
Thatís his lifestyle, donít be so disrespectful.
Itís not funny,
Iím not laughing alone at night,
Iím sobbing my eyes out.
But who cares, hey?
As long as youíre amused.
Doesnít really matter that the thought of going out with anyone else genuinely scares me.
Doesnít matter that I am terrified of seeing gay men.
That I feel betrayed and inadequate.
As long as youíre having a good laugh.
As long as youíre amused.
You sit there smugly with your pathetic boyfriend.
You look down your nose at me because Iím single and I turned someone gay.



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