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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 17

 

Luder's Movies by Jay Lude

What happened to Bugs Bunny
Or the movie of Blues Clues
The adventures of Barney
And sleeping through the news
There was Little Bear and Franklin
And movies about strangers
But the greatest of them all
Would have to be the Power Rangers
Now Iím into wrestling
And sports like football
And King James soaring through then air
With a basketball
Since of course I am a man
I enjoy movies with chicks
And like any teenage boy
I watch some porno flicks
What happened to Space Jam
And all them funny shows
When Michael Jackson was black
And his siblings had afros
But nothings funny anymore
And nothings really scary
At least I got my favorite show
A Night At The Roxberry


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The Joy From One To The Other by Mason Forrester

The joy from one to the other
The happiness from me to you
You make me laugh and then you say
How am i funny to you?
I said back
Your funny cause you want me and i want you
The joy from one to the other
The happiness we both bring
The peace of heart and mind
Can now go free
The joy from one to the other
Makes me happy
The joy from one to the other
Does not make me worry
The joy from one to the other
Is all that i need
The joy from one to the other
Is all my dream.



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Roses Smell Good by David Darbyshire

Violets make me think,
Tulips are pink.
Roses smell funny,
but Corn brings in the money


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I too, joke by Sandra Berndt

I too, joke.

I am the joker,
I tell the jokes,
I love the jokes,
I laugh at the jokes,
I listen to the jokes,
I am the jokes.

Tomorrow,
I will be a comedian.
I will be a serious joke.
No one will be silent, for they won't be able to.
I will be so funny that there wont be a dry eye in the house.

Besides,
they cant help it,
I'm just too funny.



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