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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 2

 

November 5th by Gareth Lancaster

Fizza-wozzer-clasher-banger
Swirling in the air
Smasha-dazzler-crasha-basher
There's another pair!

Buzza-popper-kacha-wuzzer
Bright and shining flare
Zinga-sizzler-whoosher-sparkler
Fireworks everywhere!



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A Pome For My Parme by Charles Hice

A Pome FOR MY Parme

A Pome for VioletFlower

Word will not describe
world can not hide
young man looking in yard
for something to do (Oh look)
these flowers are funny(purple)
they are smell funny(holds it to his nose)
Someday I will have a woman like my mother
some one to love me a wife?
no it will now never be
but I tried Oh how I tried
but I have something better
better than a wife
I have a VioletFlower


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What's the point? by Apple Jean Aba

Sometimes I知 happy
Sometimes I知 sad
Sometimes I知 lonely
But sometimes I知 also angry

Sometimes I知 Kind
.sometimes I知 helpful
Sometimes I知 humble
But sometimes I知 boastful

Sometimes I知 funny
Sometimes I知 corny
Sometimes I知 Friendly
But sometimes I知 stubborn

Sometimes I ask myself
Why sometimes 妬m like this
Is it always, that is will be sometimes
Or forever it will be?

What's the point
why I'm writing like this
Is there somebody
That looks like me?

Hey dude why are you laughing?
Is there something funny
In this poem?
Just tell me I want to know..


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Missing Halloween by Gareth Lancaster

There once was a witch on a broom,
Who flew by the light of the moon.
But she took a wrong turn,
Just outside Bern,
And missed Halloween, the buffoon!



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