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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 17

 

I miss you.. X by Stacce Grant

Today I feel sad because I'm missing you
I smile thinking about the things you do
I smile when I hear your funny laughter
I smile hearing it getting louder and louder
I smile when I hear that funny talk
I smile when I see that funny walk
And after everything is said and done
I Miss Your Smile when you are gone


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Invisible by Laura McDougall

I say hello. You don't hear me.
I give a wave. You don't see me.
I make a meal. Your not hungry
I tell a joke. It's not funny
I ask you why. You ignore it.
Am i invisible?


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The Best Times by Daygo Juarez

The best times are when Iím happy
This is when I am not feeling sappy
These times are spent with you
Man, the next is overdue

The best times are when its sunny
And yes I know, they are all funny
You bring light into my day
I canít help but wish that you could stay

The best times should last forever
If anyone disturbs us, Iím like whatever
You are the Angel God sent to me
My best times are spent with thee.


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BE MY FUNNY BOZO by Aldo Kraas

Be my funny Bozo
On Valentine's day



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