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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 18

 

This is all you've got by Lauren Nicole Hohle

Funny how things happen
Emotions,
in contradiction
The irony of it all
Lying in your bed,
staring at the wall
wishing it were the stars.
But this is what you've got.

I keep looking at my pictures,
Oh if I were some other place-
where i could show you the face
of my earth, my sunsets and snows
But there is no other place to go
And it would likely be no better
anyway.


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Funny thing is! by Duncan Wyllie

It's funny you know
When the colours go and
I can see just who you are and
Funnier still for laughter heals
Before it seemed so far

For we shall see a world my friend, so beautiful, so clear
It's funny you know
How we could start, with one changed view, idea

I have a feeling it’ll all be worth it,
every endurance, cost
Every heart broken, given
Returning to those that lost

When we see that day
We shall see what laughter means
The kind that’s seen beyond present views
Our Foolishness

Now
DREAMS

Then we'll laugh together

These racist traits we’ll lose forever

It’s funny you know…….



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I'm Super! by Gareth Lancaster

I'm excellent, fabulous, great as can be!
Astoundingly splendid. Yes, seriously!
I'm wickedly wondrous to such a degree,
That I'm out of this world. I can see you agree!
Breathtakingly super, a sure guarantee,
There's no one as peachy or first class as me!
Phenomenal homework comes most easily,
So why is last week's marked in red with an 'E'?


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Know who you are by Amira Adam

i know who i am
no matter what people say
nothing can stop me
i know who i am
i am strong, funny, smart
be one be your self




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