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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Silly Poem Database - 16

 

A funny world isnt it? by Austin Jeffrey

if its true that money doesnt grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?

why does a round pizza
come ina square box?

why do you still call it a building,
when its already built, ?

why call it kid-napping,
when it involves adults?

if its true that we are here to help others.
then what are others here for?

why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?

lastly, if we are not suppose to drink and drive,
why do bars have parking lots? .....................................
we are just a funny bunch living in a seriously funny world.!



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Trying to be funny by Tiyler Durden

There was a old poet who was trying to be funny
Every one knew that is was not at all funny
He was just plain stupid
He just could not do it
So every one ignored his poems and thought him a Looney


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My Mom by Lilly Pofan

my mom is
funny
silly
cuddly
happy
amazing
helpful
super-sonic-hipnotic-funkey-fresh


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The Crocodile by Gareth Lancaster

Today I saw a crocodile,
It sat and stared at me!
I didn't run, I didn't shriek,
In case I was his tea!

No move I saw the snapper make,
His jaws remained tight shut.
Whilst sweat poured down my forehead,
I heard rumbles from his gut!

I've been in worse predicaments,
But only in my head.
Like wrestling with big brown bears,
And monsters from our shed!

But feeling brave I shuffled close,
To see his scary jaws.
The crocodile was not impressed,
And flexed his giant claws!

The beast prepared to eat me up,
He snapped, he snarled, he blew!
But I just stood and tapped the glass,
'Cause this croc is in the zoo!




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