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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 4

 

My Homework by Michael Rawlinson

Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong

Sometimes I do my homework at a slow pace
Sometimes I do my homework in the fast lane
But however I do my homework
my homework is still a pain

Sometimes my homework is easy
Sometimes my homework is hard
But whenever i can't do my homework
I feel like a retard



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Fuzzy Little Monsters by Gareth Lancaster

In the morning when I get up,
There's this feeling in my head.
Like fuzzy little monsters
Still left over from my bed.

They grunt and growl and sneer,
And rattle all around.
Then they clamber out my ears,
Back to bed, safe and sound.



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Precious by Shimon Weinroth

You think it's funny
A case for laughter
Time is no lark
It's passing by

I can't stop the clock
But I can still,
Use the alarm
To wake it up


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The Bag Bites Back by Gareth Lancaster

Today I was swallowed up whole by my bag,
I was awfully angry and terribly mad!
I had only gone in there to fetch out a book,
But quick as a flash it gobbled my foot!

I tried to resist but the bag carried on,
My foot, then my leg, then my belly had gone!
Slowly it gulped straight up to my neck,
Then nothing was left, not even a speck!

Well that was last Thursday and I'm still in here,
And the moral of this is now ever so clear.
Clean out your bag everyday with resolve,
Or the sandwich that lurks there will start to evolve!



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