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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 18

 

When the sunlight meets meets the sea waves by Mthokozisi Ntokozo Maphumulo

MY HOLY PLACE:

There is a place
East Coast of South Africa
It provides me with love
It is the end of winter and the beginning of the new summer
The sunshine and the sea- water reflect the light
When I look at that sea is like the a highly polished floor
There are tiny waves that cause my eyes to be drowned and drowsy when I look at the sea
That gives me ultimate love and comfort
The shines over my back and gives me warmth over the coldness
I don’t care what anybody can say
I was born without love for any human being
I am in love with the natural environment
Don’t kiss me – the sun will kiss me
Don’t bother me about the love the new horizon will shine over my eyes
That will make me to feel the love
Don’t say I am beautiful the –seaside is even more attractive
Don’t promise me money that will grab hold of the coldness
The money wills not sooth me, just like the sea, sky and the waves do.
This is not funny; do you think it is funny?
I feel shame of you – if you feel funny
How I miss the ultimate love of the sea environment


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I Can’t Hear You by Theresa Moore

I can’t hear you…
You say covering your ears
Your loud monotonous voice
Sings a la, la, la cheer

Blocking out my words of advice
Your head is shaking… no dice
Is avoiding the issue really funny?
You can’t avoid the facts honey…


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IT'S FUNNY THE THINGS THAT I CAN REMEMBER STILL by Aldo Kraas

It's funny the things that I can remember
Still
Old phone numbers
They are in my head
Memorized very good


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Oprah Appears on David Letterman! by Michael Jeffrey Gale

Oprah Winfrey appeared on David Letterman's
show! This made him happy, and his smile did grow!
Letterman promised to not be crude...She had
said that 'there was no such fued'! After her appearance,
everyone would know, Ratings went up, right after that show!
David was polite and was not crude...She just may one
day soon appear if he no longer is rude! David was
suppose to replace Johnny Carson, when he was through...
But Johnny had thought that Jay Leno would assuredly do!
David Letterman, it's true, is funny and thin...The only thing
funnier is Jay Leno's oversized chin! The 'Top Ten List'
is ever so popular when seen as showed...Jay's
Funny mis-printed, ads is also funny that everyone
done did knowed! Both TV stars have aged and grayed...
Some people think, they've possibly made their
appearances overly stayed! Who will be able to fill
the shoes of these two? Who cares, someone better
will come around, and certainly do!



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