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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 18

 

Amor by Soul Child

Amor,
its the funniest thing.
so funny that it makes you laugh and at the same time it makes you cry.
Amor,
its like a fruit that never rots.
Amor,
its lika an age that never grows old.
Amor,
its like a ghost many dont believe in it but it really exists and very few get to see it.


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Easter by Stardasia Livngston

There was a rabbit name easter
She loved the name aster
One day she bought a bunny
Who loved to be funny
And named him decreaser


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Memory by Jonathan Goldman

Memory has a funny way
Of playing tricks on you,
Whatever you think you know,
Are you certain of it too?

I wrote a poem some months ago,
Of Memories from my first school,
My teacherís name, I thought I knew,
But mistaken was I too.

This poem I was about to present
To the Lord Mayor of Nottingham,
To check the name I did go to do,
Before Inscribing the Poem too.

Luckily I did, for Lo and Behold,
The name was not what I thought.
Change it I did, luckily,
As the error would have made me distraught.

Memory is a funny thing,
We must always check continually,
Before writing poems of past events,
Lest havoc is caused for you and me.


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Joanne's Dilemma by Lilibeth Sacmar Apat

The bespectacled tutor captured her heart
Something unexpected, something weird;
For the person who tickles her pink with his ways
Is now the phantom that lurks in her dreams.

Couldn't blame her if she laughs at him,
I did the same thing when we first met,
His manners are truly funny
And I find him effeminate.

Some unplanned things happen sometimes,
And there she is, can't sleep at night,
I'm not sure which bothers her much,
Her assignments or the next day with Jam.



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