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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 22

 

Saved by Wade Greenway

People are funny that way...


People are funny that way
straight, narrow, are you wise?

People are funny that way
proper, careful, what's your size?

People are funny that way
neat, mean, are you my mother?

People are funny that way
curious, simple, I belong to another!

People are funny that way
lost, scared, what did you do?

Poeple are funny that way
old, red, i was born in Peru!

People are funny that way
sound, thin, where do i go?

People are funny that way
quick, wild, there's so much to know!


You choose the way...
...that you view people today.


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If School Were More Like Baseball by Kenn Nesbitt

If school were more like baseball
we'd only have to play.
We'd hang out in the sunshine
and run around all day.

We wouldn't have to study.
We'd practice and we'd train.
And, best of all, they'd cancel
whenever there was rain.


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Mr. Jay Leno by Missy Lynn

Pressing self late night
Television your angle
But I see inside that
You are not always funny

Adoration keeps my up
Nighttime always
To watch that which
Makes me happy and laugh

NBC late night
Jay is a cool guy
People compete for free gasoline
Joke me up funny man


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Greeshmam by Indira Babbellapati

i lazily lay down under the fan
i sleep sluggishly
longingly
out side, heat is like
stainless steel foil
by the tree is a thirsty chameleon
with its mouth agape

heat wave is like a lover’s longing
mind wanders in a funny manner
it’s the beginning of summer
yet, within me
spring teases playfully
behind the closed doors…




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