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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 12

 

Wife by Ahmad Shiddiqi

love
support
beside
peacefully

share
care
power
faithfully

funny
humanity
together
sincerely

loyal
forgive
heart
gratefully

near
far
always
unity


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What results? by Gil Terre

A password I will never lose
Nice messages
And funny poems
Stories, too
Gifts to treasure
Love to remember
Maybe even friendship to last forever
Oh yes, my first adult kiss
To open my chrysalis

But will I be a pretty butterfly-she?

And all this at the age of thirty!
Life is oh so funny
Hihihihi
What else does it have in store for me?
I am eager to wait and see
Patiently
At the age of thirty
A bud
And I still gather may
My prime
As I am a female
Comes with the age of thirty


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Distance by Bill Smith

I donít want to consider this
Yet life insists I must
That should this distance happiness
Crumble, turn to dust
If this becomes a memory
That echoes down the years
Youíll always find me smiling
This deserves more than tears

Iíve always been a smiler
Seen the funny side of life
Though Iíve swum in seas of heartache
Felt the keeness of the knife
When suddenly from nowhere
No gift wrapping in sight
Life itself delivered
Something that seems right

But the sun has not yet risen
The lips have yet to kiss
While the words are flowing freely
I have to tell you this
If thereís heartbreak round the corner
If rejections playing blind
As long as I live
I will never ever find
This warm funny feeling
Thatís wrapping round my heart
When the phone stops from ringing
And the conversation starts
Iíll never laugh this way again
Iíll never see the joke
Youíve given me something precious
Youíve given me new hope
And my mouth is tired from smiling
My feet are anchored to the ground
I canít believe my luck
At what I might have found
And if this swings to memory
If the feeling fades
Iíll remember this forever
Behind fresh barricades


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When you laugh by Sami Amusan

Have you ever fell on the floor with bursting laughter
Then suddenly realised what was funny after
Havenít you ever laughed at someone falling on the floor?
Then suddenly asked yourself whatís the laughter for?

Have you ever laughed so hard that you banged your knee?
Iím even laughing right now because of this poetry
One man told me that my much laughterís not fair
So what did I do, I laughed at his hair

One laugh a day keeps the doctor away is what I once heard
Having a day with out laughter to me is simply absurd
When I am sitting there in school doing my own work
Then the funny thing happens and I just go berserk

If youíre sitting there in a test and youíre trying to be smart
Itís natural to laugh if you hear someone fart
To me laughter is a blessing, a gift gone wild
Laughter is a god to me that realises your inner child



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