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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Best Short Poems Collection - 6

 

I miss by Lisa Schlode

I miss your jokes,
even though they weren't funny.
I miss your laughing,
even though it was at me.
I miss your kisses,
even though they were never for me…


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Mine Eyes by Bill Simmons

Sometimes we say before we speak
It's funny how we so bold
Without a word the words are still heard
Somehow the eyes they told

Isn't it funny how we can be
Such creatures of such mystery
All that we are and what's true in our hearts
Through our eyes we can so clearly see

Oh the mysteries within our own souls
We hide so others wont know
But in the end and in the blink of an eye
Your eyes on you they told

Isn't it funny how life can be
Isn't it funny about you and me
Such creatures we are we tell on our hearts
Our eyes have so learned to speak

Sometimes we say without a word
Our eyes so tell the truth
Can you see mine eyes so telling on me
Can you see that I so love you.


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Helam by Edward Kofi Louis

This funny world,
A woman at 70 gives birth to twins;
And i am about to give birth to your child at my old age too.

Power play,
Wet and wild;
With the midnight blues like the rough rider,
But now i do have a child for you.

I love you and i will be your cheer leader,
I want you and i will be your heart's lover,
For i will surely bring out the best in you for us to move on.

Helam my only one,
The world is funny at times;
But we all have a role to play on this love.


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The Love Lost by Marjorie Mitchell

It's funny.
But not at all.
You get so happy.
Then you fall.
You climb to the top.
To just step back and drop.
Someone pick me up.
Maybe this is just bad luck.
I hope it is.
Where are you my 'Getzisdashizz'?



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