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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 3

 

I ASK MYSELF! by Giaret De La Cruz

All I ask myself is why
why would you look into my eyes and
say you love me, that i was the only one for you
that i was the reason you smiled, laugh, and live
why did you leave me out in the cold
tears running down my red checks telling
you i dont want this but yet you still left like
i didn't mean a thing
is funny how one day im your everything
and the next day im your nothing
you made me believe that true love
really exists but come to think about it i was
just in love with the wrong fool!


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Animal Intrigue by Gareth Lancaster

I see said the flea,
I spy said the fly,
And way up above,
A bumble bee sighed.

I squirm said the worm,
I rant said the ant,
And deep down below,
There's a mole in his pants.

I wail said the snail,
I dug said the slug,
And rustling the bushes,
A bird caught a bug.

There's a sneeze in the trees,
And a yawn from the lawn,
Where sleeping silently,
Is a mouse called Shaun.



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Tick Tock by Gareth Lancaster

Tick tock, tick tock
Goes the old grandfather clock
Tick tock, tick tock
It never ever ever stops.
Swing swing, swing swing
It really is a wondrous thing
Swing swing, swing swing
I'm waiting for the clock to ting.
Ding dong, ding dong
Now it plays its little song
Ding dong, ding dong
Every hour all day long.




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