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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Poem Collection - 10

 

My Robot Does My Homework by Kenn Nesbitt

My robot does my homework.
He helps me every night.
The trouble is he doesn't get
too many answers right.

He'd probably do better
at homework but, you see,
I built him, so he only knows
the things he learned from me.


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What You're Not by Krista Thomas

Iím alone in the world, I have myself to blame,
I cant take it much more of you saying my name,
Go ahead, say something, keep calling me a whore,
The reason why you hate me is cuz you wont score,
You keep hating me cuz I always have a comeback,
But I donít ever talk about the things that you lack,
Youíre a liar and you think that your oh so cool,
I didnít know that cool requires dropping school,
Remember that youíre not worth anything at all,
I remember you being a thug, thatís what I recall,
You actually thought you were better than me? ,
Thatís really funny, you wont and never will be.



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Saturday Night by Jeffrey Quattlebaum

Through my window
a cool wind reminds me
summer is almost over
and the wasps care for
their young
watching the traffic
through my window
and a cool breeze
I remember
college football is on
and on a Saturday night
I wonder
what makes Jack Lemmon so funny?
James Garner or Wilfred Brimley?


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The Pesky Fly by Gareth Lancaster

I once saw a fly in full flight,
It really was quite an odd sight.
It looped up and down
All over the ground.
Not catch it, could I, as I'd liked!

It dived me from up near the light,
Trying to give me a fright.
It just missed my nose
Then skirted my toes.
It seemed like it wanted a fight!

I finished my food in one bite,
The fly I just kept in my sight.
I opened the door,
Hoping he'd soar,
Off into the darkness of night.

But the fly, he just stayed at my height,
Buzzing around like a kite.
So I ran outside,
The fly also tried,
And behind him I closed the door tight.

So here we are both in the bright
Lamp that's outside shining white.
And then in a flash,
I knew in my dash,
I'd forgotten my key, that's not right!



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