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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 17

 

The Innocent Children by Savannah Allison

Tiny Smiles,
Light up the Room,
by the children,

You can hear their laughter,
down the hall,
the funny part is,
their laughing at nothing at all,

How is it that somewhere
between the ages of twelve
and fourteen,
you lose that sweet
laughter,
and you become serious,
You no longer find simple things funny,
you watch your weight,
and care only about money,
for a new pair of expensive jeans,
or those wonderful shoe,
I just sit and I muse

Why dont I laugh like that anymore?
And smile while im just thinking?
Where did my childhood go?


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Rose by Gareth Lancaster

There's a quaint little woman called Rose,
Who has flowers that sprout from her nose.
What a wonderful sight,
This floral delight,
And she wins 'Best Display' in the shows.


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It's Funny by Keith Foley

It's funny to see a bunny, hop on top a carrot cop.

It's funny to see honey, drip on Chips big lip.

It's funny to see money, fly sky high in an apple pie.

It's funny to see sunny, shine on brine while drinking wine.

It's funny to see gunny, shoot and scoot while steeling loot.

It's funny a poet, can write about nothing...and know it!



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First born by Alex Haywood

Funny I don't remember
the first birth
I remember my mother
being your mother
absent your mother
Helping you become
another mother

I don't remember
how we got to the apartment
or how our first born looked
without looking at old pictures

I do remember
his new baby body
asleep on my chest
sucking on my finger
and how that felt
cozying up
all nice and tight
next to my heart
pushing it aside
making a home
of my chest and
the apartment.



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