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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short Funny Poetry Collection - 6

 

Don't Bother Any Butterflies by Kenn Nesbitt

Don't bother any butterflies.
Give ladybugs no grief.
Don't irritate the inchworm
as it strolls along the leaf.

Do not besiege the bumblebee
or set upon the fly.
If a spider walks beside you
let the spider sidle by.

Try not to plague the locust.
Let the caterpillar pass.
Investigate no anthill
with your magnifying glass.

Don't terminate the termite
or antagonize the flea.
If a beetle is before you,
let it be, yeah, let it be.

If you should come across a bug
you now know what to do,
for if you do not bug the bug
the bug will not bug you.




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Fast by Ashley W.

It happeneds really fast,
you useally don't think about it,
it all stats slow,
then picks up,
gradually getting faster,
toware you can't stop it,
it's so fast that it could,
crash,
tumble,
fall down and you could find yourself all alone,
with noone to hold,
no one to kiss,
no one to hug,
no one to talk about your strongly about each other,
no one to make funny faces at,
no one to love anymore,
no one to make you feel helpless,
no one...,
well i guess you get the end of that.



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Dont want to by Less Crew

Tommorow,
you cannot trust her, the time..
the girl whom i was watching,
was soft and silly,
plagues, plagues, plagues,
denials, the leader of
lying down, motionless in front of cars..
cars.. he was a leader,
the weather likes revolutions.
the funny things i talk about,
coughing sounds,
My balls! My balls!
-Why are you laughing? -


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Bugs by Callie Browsheart

bugs bug me
ha ha that was funny
but i hate bugs
they are eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyy
ha ha
don't eat funny colored bugs



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