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Our database of over 500 short poems - possibly the funniest five hundred short poems on the internet

Short easy to read poetry - 20

 

Sometime by Carolyn Sears

Sometime I feel mellow

Sometime cool and keeping

Myself in check..

And just wanting my feathers

To rest..

Sometime like a rapid gushing

Stream of winters wind cold

And trying to keep the home fire

Burning..

And sometime I just say”what

The heck”

Maybe a little down hearted

Sometime witty and filled with

mystery,

Sometime warm and smooth like

A mid spring day.

Sometime happy, sometime sad

Sometime funny,

Sometime high on a cloud and

Sometime not..


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Beginning to Realize by Jerry Abrahamson

Isn't it funny
When you're beginning to realize
That you're just like
Everyone else in the crowd

And then you have to
Get along with everybody
And you find out
That you're not such a big shot


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Funny Moments by Jeremy Williams

There have been the good
As well as the bad
Try to forget all the sad
As there were also the funny
Those moments that hurt your tummy
They override the rest
For me they were always the best
Loved all the laughter
Even if it arose from a disaster
Remember the rice?
And all those mice?
How about that time in Jacksons?
All these moments were for real
And the price was a true steal
A friendship that is the real deal
And what we have to take from that
You summarised better than I ever could
So I'll always remember what you said to me
We've had our sad moments
But you prefer the funny
They were always far funnier than the sad
And for me they make up
Some of the best moments I've ever had


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October by Stephen Saul

it's strange
the sounds
a house
can make
windows
rattling
lights
buzzing
the slow
baritone
of the place
settling
it reminds me
of a boat
i had once
THE DONNER
the wood hull
would groan
like wild timber
when the wind
came up
just right
as she clipped
across the bay
that was a
long time ago
a lifetime
it's funny
you find yourself
looking back
to when
you were younger
stronger
less afraid
a time when
all it took
to boil your blood
was the toss
of the sea
maybe
a humpback
or two
breaching
off your port
and the veins
in your hands
blue
and bulging
with life force
as you gripped
the wheel hard
in the current...
yeah
it's funny
looking back



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