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Weird Jokes : The best cat jokes on the internet

Best Cat Jokes


Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

What is a cat's favourite song?

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What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?

How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?

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Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?

Why are cats better than babies?

What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?

What does a cat do when it gets mad?

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?

What is a cat's favourite colour?

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?

What do cats use to make coffee?

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

What do cats run on?

Why is the cat so grouchy?

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off . . .

Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?

How does the cat get its own way?

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

What has more lives than a cat?

What is a cat's favourite subject in school?

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

How do cats end a fight?

What's happening when you hear 'woof... splat... meow... splat?'

Why are cats such good singers?

What do you call newborn kittens . . .

What is the cat's favourite magazine?

How many cats can you put into an empty box?

Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?

If a cat can jump five feet high . . .


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Best Cat Jokes


What is a cat's favourite movie?

What does a cat have in common with Christmas?

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?

What side of the cat has the most fur?

What is a cat's favourite car?

What kind of cat will keep your grass short?

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?

What do you use to comb a cat?

Why did the cat run from the tree?

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

What magazine do cats like to read?

Law of Cat Inertia

Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Magnetism

Law of Cat Thermodynamics

Law of Cat Stretching

Law of Cat Sleeping

Law of Cat Elongation

Law of Cat Acceleration

Law of Dinner Table Attendance

Law of Rug Configuration

Law of Obedience Resistance

First Law of Energy Conservation

Second Law of Energy Conservation

Law of Refrigerator Observation

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction

Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Box Occupancy

Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Milk Consumption

Law of Furniture Replacement

Law of Cat Landing

Law of Fluid Displacement

Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Cat Composition



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